No one gives a shit. You haven’t won a SuperBowl since they had facemasks. This is probably the funniest SNL Monologue in a long time and it is no surprise that it offended the Twitter community. Huh. Bill Burr's SNL monologue was funny and appropriate. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. Didn’t have that when I was a kid. Everybody’s shivering. This is probably the funniest SNL Monologue in a long time and it is no surprise that it offended the Twitter community. What are you taking a picture of E-Rock? I’m fuckin standing here. I come out here with a fuckin gun, hollow tip bullets, and I just start fuckin shooting people. All of yas…can line up with your Harold Carmichael fuckin jerseys, and one at a time you can all suck my dick. Comedian Bill Burr's SNL monologue addressed everything from coronavirus and being 'woke' to gay pride and cancel culture, noting he'd probably be 'canceled' after his opening jokes. Keep listening to them. Jack White is here. Ploughing ahead. The terrorists will never bomb you people ‘cause you’re fucking worthless and no one cares about you. Who’s he your dad or something? Would love your thoughts, please comment. But let’s go back in history here, okay? He’s not here. It’s great. I really hope that happens. You’re gonna get fired for coming to work too late cause they’re not gonna notice that you have fucking bone marrow cancer. I hope that happens to you. Throw out some topics Let’s talk about heart disease, something you’re all gonna fuckin die of. I was shooting a movie. Anyway, I don’t know. Weekend Update: Brett Kavanaugh and Dr. Ford Testify: Season 44 Episode 1, Weekend Update on the Government Shutdown, SNL Transcripts: Tom Brady: 04/16/05: Tom Brady’s Falafel City, SNL Transcripts: Chris Pratt: 09/27/14: NFL on CBS. Stand-up comic and former “Breaking Bad” actor Bill Burr has ignited a Twitter firestorm — for mocking everyone from white women to gays in his … Please stick around, we’ll be right back. Take out your grandparents. 3 minutes left of this motherfuckin tirade. Comedian Bill Burr hosted Saturday Night Live last night (with Jack White filling in as musical guest after that country nobody Morgan Wallen was dropped for acting a COVID fool), and his opening monologue gave some a case of the cringes and others a case of of the slow claps. I gotta tell you, the way white women somehow hijacked the ‘woke’ movement, generals around the world should be analyzing this. Yeah. What’s that sir? Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, Bill Burr. I really the title as “Bill Barr” and I was like wtf is he on SNL? So, why don’t you shut up, sit down next to me and take your talking to. Suck a dick. Two guys kissing. I hope there’s a line of all of you guys getting fuckin car jacked and they take out their big black dicks and they just shove them right in your fucking mouths. You people are on goddamn acid. Bill Burr: Snl Monologue (2020) – Transcript November 5, 2020 Host Bill Burr does stand-up about the COVID-19 pandemic, cancel culture and the "woke" white women. We lost our edge there for a minute. That’s what happens when you stick in M&M’s store at Time Square. Things went south when the tour came to the Philadelphia. [boos] That’s what these people sounded like.” You never talk to your grandparents and brought up the wrong subject? Yeah, the audience isn't full of Bill Burr fans like a normal show he would do. Alright listen I’m out of time. Here's why. I hope your fucking radios fall on your heads tomorrow. Let’s talk white women. Jesus Christ the goddamn people on this show are givin me shit. Bill Burr had an amazing monologue on "Saturday Night Live." He ripped cancel culture coming for John Wayne and woke white women. It’s a dream come true. And then somehow white women swung their Gucci booted feet over the fence of oppression and stuck themselves at the front of the line. everything’s just pressed up, you can’t see anything. Look at this. I have been doing stand-up forever. Nobody wants to go on the parade. … Bill Burr [Starts with SNL monologue intro] [Cut to SNL stage] [Band is playing music] Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, Bill Burr. All of you go fuck yourselves in your own assholes. And Twitter took the bait. 2 to the back of the head. Have a good night. You guys all look like surgeons with your masks on. Your email address will not be published. He said things that we avoid talking about in … I don’t. With your red candy-striped faggot fuckin uniforms. And then if you don’t wear a mask, that doesn’t bug me either. I just blow all your fuckin brains out. You bunch of fuckin cocks. SNL's Bill Burr / Jack White Monologue | Saturday Night Live SNL's Today 10/10/2020 I SAID SUCK A DICK. If you’re that dumb and you wanna kill your own family members, by all means, do it. I don’t know. Bill Burr - SNL MonologueBill Burr snl#BillBurr #SNL #Monologue You have a soccer team? Bunch of fucking losers. I got one first. You don’t bring up race or religion with your grandparents. You’re all gonna get fuckin cancer which is fantastic because all your fucking heads are shaved anyway no one’s even gonna notice. And it was about that for about 8 seconds. You’re listening to the egg heads, the people who we all cheated off of in high school, right? The nerve of you white women. Alright, that’s all my time. Fuckin boo me 9 hrs. Fucking assholes. What’s left, the Phillies that faggot ass team named named after a female horse. What about not fucking interrupting me you jackass. Then come up with jokes designed to prove that point. who told bill burr he, a straight white man, should try to tackle homophobia and racism in the worst way possible in his snl monologue — ً (@wyattswoods) October 11, 2020 Rainbow flags. Required fields are marked *. I don’t care. Someone tell him calling women "bitches" isn't funny #SNL I hate this fuckin city. Say it. Yo – I’m seguewaying into my next joke. It’s about you. [applause] Thank you. All of you. He goes, “It’s gay pride month.”And I was just like, “Oh!” Dude, you know when you’re just like, stuck in the matrix and you just can’t– [keeping his palm very close to his face.] It ain’t ever fuckin happen. What do you want me to talk about. View all posts by Don Roy King. One said, “The outrage over bill burr’s SNL monologue just proves that y’alls sense of humor is officially extinct in 2020.” One critiqued, “Bill Burr was the absolute worst monologue ever - I turned off the @nbcsnl show. Maybe I wouldn’t have a bunch of cunts not fuckin paying attention 4 hours into a goddamn show. That felt great. Fun isn’t it. [Bill Burr walks in and to the stage] [cheers and applause] Speaker Bill Burr: Thank you. BILL BURR: SNL MONOLOGUE (2020) – TRANSCRIPT Host Bill Burr does stand-up about the COVID-19 pandemic, cancel culture and the “woke” white women. Remember that had that whole season when they wore the slacks. They’re trying to cancel John Wayne. That’s good. I wish I was on his fuckin tour right now. I have a little fuckin cane now. How did they get all the June? And all of a sudden it went off the rails like, “Oh! Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. It had to happen. Is this what you want? You keep it simple. And I was getting all claustrophobic. Read the transcript of Bill Burr stand-up monologue at the Saturday Night Live in October 2020. 7 MINUTES left. The Flyers. I hope the cheese melts your faces off. They’re all up in arms. No votes so far! You know? Huh? I wanna thank you guys for having me. That’s what I do. Ploughing ahead, let’s talk white women here. I don’t know. Fuck all of you and fuck the liberty bell, and shove it up Ben Franklin’s ass. What else what else. “Bill Burr's opening monologue is just obnoxious and misogynstic. You guys stood by us toxic white males through centuries of our crimes against humanity, you rolled around in the blood money and occasionally when you wanted to sneak off and hook up with a black dude, if you got caught you said it wasn’t consensual. Original source: https://www.wackbag.com/threads/bill-burr-tirade-a-transcript.51531/, Your email address will not be published. And I’m gonna laugh at your fucking funerals which is gonna be great. Yeah! You’re in the front row, you dumb fuck. That’s what I learned. I’ll probably get canceled for doing that joke. Sam Morril compares wearing a condom to doing volunteer work, wonders if murderers critique each other’s work and recalls befriending a vigilante in Cleveland. OK. Everyone’s chained to their fuckin chairs and just start blowing your fucking brains out. Burr then spent his 12 minute set picking apart every thing about the city from its food, its sports teams, its icons, all while receiving boos from the audience. It’s June. For a group of people that were never enslaved? Bring Tug McGraw back from the dead you fucking jackasses. Ah! City of Brotherly Love. Take out your weak cousin with the asthma. It’s gonna be amazing. Does it really have to come to this? The reaction to what he said undergirds white supremacy. You guys were here man. Dave Chappelle. 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